The disabled thing.

Yes it’s true, I had a pretty bad accident back in 1991. I dove into the American River in California and broke my neck. I did some terrible damage to my spinal cord. As a result, I was paralyzed from the neck down. So, it’s been about 20 years of some of the craziest stuff you could imagine. I know I’m supposed to say  “AT LEAST I’M ALIVE!”  and all that stuff, but to be honest with you, I can think of better ways to spend my time.