Writers write.

Well, good morning (or whenever you happen to read this.) I’m actually starting to feel a little bad for my friends up North. I spoke with my good buddy Rich a couple of days ago and he was feeling great because apparently the mid-Atlantic states were experiencing a nice spring-like warming trend. He was convinced I suppose, thinking that spring is on its way. I guess that’s not the case. From the weather reports this morning, it looks as though the North is going to have to endure a little more winter. Bummer.

Some of you know that I have actively begun my big book project. Boy, I sound pretentious talking about writing a book like this. Especially coming from a slacker who hasn’t written a lick in a decade. Well, there was the blogging contest I was in for the Stuart newspaper. That was only for about a month and a half, the entries were relatively short but it was tough coming up with clever, pithy little nuggets of observation in a rapidfire fashion. I certainly wasn’t going to write about the great rewards of being a quadriplegic for the local community and the elder snowbirds had not yet arrived to provide any good old-fashioned slapstick stuff that seems to amuse everyone who is a full-time resident here. (more…)

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Hey there.

Since I have the weekend ahead of me and they're promising sunshine, I wanted to say hello in case I don't post again until Sunday. I'm very pleased that our foreclosure crisis is over. I just wanted to let everyone or anyone who reads this that I have some new writing software, dictation software that I'm going to be putting to good use. The blog, as well as another writing…

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Victory!

Welcome back right? It's 2011! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that good stuff! The Worlds Laziest blog writer and amateur author has awakened once again. To my Dear Readers, (all three of you), I really can't blame you for giving up on me. I mean, shit come on, how many times are we going to read this stuff which actually is nothing but apologies for not writing stuff?…

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